By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States
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By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States
By no sir I have not - 08/03/2013 00:35 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 06:06 - United States
By Raiden - 10/03/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Barnsley
By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg
By Sir_ND_Pity - 11/03/2013 19:57 - United States - Fresno
By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton
By inconnue - 18/03/2013 22:34 - France - Lyon
By fuck you dad - 30/03/2013 18:17 - Ireland - Carrickmacross
By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom
By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States
By some people's parents - 18/04/2013 04:01 - United States - Aurora
By s0m3guy2010 - 19/04/2013 00:06 - United States
I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.
By thanks gramps - 19/04/2013 07:27 - Canada - Whitehorse
By look at the fucking universe, lady - 18/05/2013 18:44 - United States - Montgomery
By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock
By SariLone - 19/05/2013 18:02 - India - Mumbai
By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 20:33 - United States
I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!