By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington
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What goes up…
By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction
Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD