By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States
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By mee - 19/02/2012 11:37 - Australia
Gullible
By marriedtoaretard - 19/02/2012 22:45 - United States
Relax
By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada
Thanks but no thanks
By Nicole - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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Monday morning blues
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By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Gorham
By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown
Just to follow things up. It has only been a month since she passed away. She was pretty much my best friend. She had been sick for all of my life and I looked after her for as long as I remember. In the last three months she was completely bedridden. She was a very strong woman and was expected to live 20 years less than she did, but I absolutely couldn't believe it when she died because of how much she carried on and of course I cared about it more than anything. It was the hardest thing I've ever experienced, and am still experiencing. The cat in question was a stray cat, and I posted this because why the **** would I post an FML on the day she died? I can tell you now I was doing a lot more important things. This is my reaction to an idiot one month later, who said 'Sorry about your mum. I know how you feel, my cat died'. Nothing should be more important than the relationship with your mother. If you never got to have a good relationship with yours, I'm very sorry. But yeah, I have lost pets and I was distraught but NOTHING can compare. If you haven't lost a close parent, you can't imagine.