By GracelandDave - 19/03/2009 07:10 - United States
emziwie
Followed
Followers
Badges
Comments
Visits
Favorites
About Emziwie
Not specifiedEmziwie - Followers
Emziwie - Followed
Emziwie's page visits
Hugged!
Emziwie's FML badges
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Emziwie's favorite FMLs
GracelandDave tells us more.
By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States
By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States
Weird flex, but OK
By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States
Denied
By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States
By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 19:47 - United States
By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States
Just the tip
By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:43 - United States
Wild allegation
By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States
You can count on it
By amie - 11/08/2009 08:43 - Canada
Amnesiac
By sexytime - 02/09/2009 06:33 - United States
Thoughts and prayers
By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 23:09 - United States
Handy
By screwed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By anonymous - 12/10/2009 02:48 - United States
By feelthelove - 02/11/2009 18:08 - United States
By jaydiv - 22/11/2009 09:15 - Australia
Dream baby dream
By Lonely - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States
By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States
Okay, just made my profile. One of you asked what my degree will be in. Right now I'm working on a B.S. in Animal Science and will be trying to get my DVM after that. Also, my brother is a male model and has done a lot of work, but tried college for 1 year. All of you who think this is fake, it WAS exaggerated but what he truthfully said was insinuating that my brother is successful and I am a waste of air until I get my degree. My dad isn't an asshole, but my brother does seem to be his golden child. Honestly, I am not bothered by the comment my dad made, I just found it to be funny when he said it. It is true that male models and Chippendales dancers can make a TON of money, but my brother is not at that level exactly. He is doing a stage production of Chippendales (www.herecometheboys.com). I'm very proud of him, and as for the ladies wanting his number, I'm sorry, he's married. Thanks for the remorse, the empathy, and the doubt. This site is fun, right?!