The customer is always an ass
By Anonymous - 06/12/2012 23:50 - Australia - Sydney
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Anonymous - 06/12/2012 23:50 - Australia - Sydney
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Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.
By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 20:03 - New Zealand - Auckland
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Actually when I told my humanities teacher about the project I learned that my math teacher has a degree in literature or something. 0_0
By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States
Hello everyone. I didn't know my FML got posted until now. This was more to express what an idiot I am than to be told I'm an idiot. For people asking questions, I'm 16 and live in Saskatchewan. A small town where there's **** all to do. There is nothing wrong with my mothers parenting, I respect her for coming to get me and grounding me. I was grounded for another month after this happened and am going to addictions councelling starting the New year. I was out last night, first night off of grounding again and didn't have a sip of alcohol. Originally, I wasn't going to comment. But I figured you guys deserved an update. Yes I deserved it.