By anonymous - 03/01/2013 10:34 - United States - Canoga Park
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By anonymous - 03/01/2013 10:34 - United States - Canoga Park
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By Pennepestoem - 05/01/2013 19:07 - Philippines - Makati
Hey this is the op. lol to #57 i have 38 d cup so i think yeah that's the reason. And i dont have a moustache it's just that i have a curvy body structure but really dont look like a man and i was also wearing a gray loose jacket at that time and yes my friend did stick up for me. Funny comments lol
By musicalducky - 05/01/2013 22:04 - Canada - Calgary
Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.
By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 13:06 - United States - Tampa
By Kallian - 16/01/2013 23:22 - United States
I don't think it's getting any better... And I can't believe I forgot to sign into my account when I submitted this.
By itsjustwill - 17/01/2013 00:35 - United States - Puyallup
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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton
My door doesn't lock. Problem