By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol
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Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)