Wisdom
By fiftyshardsofbroccoli - 26/10/2012 17:58 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By fiftyshardsofbroccoli - 26/10/2012 17:58 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich
By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 00:33 - United Kingdom - Knowle
By Cslouth - 27/10/2012 04:04 - United States - Rochester
By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington
By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool
By Monkey - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By whoreticulturalist - 27/10/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth
By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg
By RedFox12 - 28/10/2012 00:12 - United States - Philadelphia
By Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven
By prettylady? - 28/10/2012 04:22 - United States
By friedbutter - 28/10/2012 14:53 - Canada - Pickering
By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States
By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles
By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States
By IndianAngel96 - 29/10/2012 22:39 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 00:39 - United States
By SadExperiment - 30/10/2012 00:42 - United States - Claremont
By embarassedmuch - 30/10/2012 04:05 - United States
I wrote this. My head is fine and the girl doesn't think I'm an idiot or anything. It was just a funny/embarrassing thing that happened. I'm just surprised I actually got something published on here :D