By anonymous - 10/11/2012 11:02 - United States
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By anonymous - 10/11/2012 11:02 - United States
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By Mmkay1515 - 13/11/2012 03:47 - United States - Plainfield
Perhaps I should clarify here, for all of those that are wondering. I did, in fact, tell my brother various times to leave. I even tried to ditch him a couple of times Clearly you underestimate the power of an over protective older brother who is being offered money.
By sarahcurtis213 - 13/11/2012 07:36 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 10:00 - New Zealand - Wellington
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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie
Just an update, she is in the hospital doing better, and my throat is in tact. And for everyone telling me to leave her, its not gonna happen