By lindsaykay - 18/04/2012 00:07 - United States
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By lindsaykay - 18/04/2012 00:07 - United States
By ChampionshipVinyl - 18/04/2012 06:57 - Canada - Orangeville
By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 07:18 - United States - Salinas
By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 10:59 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 19/04/2012 04:46 - United States - Sparks
By MI3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland
By Anonymous - 19/04/2012 14:14 - Ireland - Dublin
By ajnmegs - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora
By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville
By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens
By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John
By Hakimstah - 21/04/2012 17:38 - Lebanon
By Jenn P - 22/04/2012 03:15 - United States - Wichita Falls
By JurassicHole - 22/04/2012 03:27 - United States
By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth
By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City
By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane
By Coquette - 22/04/2012 18:14 - United States
By jack - 23/04/2012 02:43 - Australia - Melbourne
By AngryLittleMan - 23/04/2012 03:00 - United States
OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!