Excuses
By NotAnExcuse - 07/11/2012 05:58 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By NotAnExcuse - 07/11/2012 05:58 - United States
By Owen - 07/11/2012 18:39 - Canada - Edmonton
By pheebs314 - 07/11/2012 21:16 - United States - Port Orchard
By rahavan - 08/11/2012 01:38 - United States - Tacoma
Um no, I passed out and wrote this after I was forced to go to the hospital by my floors RA.
By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 06:13 - United States - Houston
By Screwed - 09/11/2012 04:02 - United States - Rockville
By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo
By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland
By Kallian - 09/11/2012 06:47 - Australia
By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary
By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke
By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro
By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale
By nextcontestant16 - 19/11/2012 15:12 - United States
By crazycatlady - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Chris - 20/11/2012 05:03 - United States - Lakewood
By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley
By TKay916 - 20/11/2012 08:47 - United States - Rescue
Actually it is. I received a notice in the mail 2 weeks ago saying they'll renew my membership on the 25th and then bill me.
By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 10:41 - United States - Huntington Park
By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston
to 18- I'm the op... I didn't realize I hadn't been signed in when I posted. Basically, I have had the same.insurance for years and been using it for the same birth control for at least 5. I'm not sure what happened... Some clerical error I guess. I had it figured out but it was definitely weird.