Slipped
By Badchristian - 05/04/2012 04:17 - United States - Pasadena
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By Badchristian - 05/04/2012 04:17 - United States - Pasadena
By Lionman - 05/04/2012 05:11 - United States - Ann Arbor
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By akasha - 06/04/2012 06:15 - Canada - Hamilton
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By GothicAngel17 - 07/04/2012 01:52 - Australia - Southport
Seems like the best solution so far. I think I might actually try that when everything opens again.
By Amber C - 07/04/2012 03:41 - United States
By anniemeece - 07/04/2012 15:15 - United States - Palo Alto
Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.
By Anonymous - 07/04/2012 19:40 - United States
By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga
By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo
By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States
By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville
By Merlin - 17/04/2012 17:37 - United States - Fairfield
Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.