By Anonymous - 15/03/2013 10:28 - United Kingdom - London
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By Anonymous - 15/03/2013 10:28 - United Kingdom - London
By forever single, I guess - 15/03/2013 22:43 - United States
By butnotlikethat - 16/03/2013 00:05 - China - Nanchang
By hejdixjeln - 17/03/2013 10:25 - United States - Evanston
By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier
By meetrasan - 18/03/2013 00:01
By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg
By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion
By mcds2 - 18/03/2013 08:28 - United States
By :( - 19/03/2013 20:12 - United States - Hilton Head Island
By captainlame - 21/03/2013 05:59 - United States
By me - 21/03/2013 10:25 - United Kingdom - Chichester
By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States
Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.
By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George
By torturedears - 05/04/2013 04:20 - United States - Beverly Hills
By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport
By MrKento - 08/04/2013 23:16 - Honduras - Tegucigalpa
:l Apparently it wasnt a good Idea to let know my grandparents that people thought they were awesome cause of their public stunt....
By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Canada
By AAMBC4 - 09/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Jersey City
OP here. Some of these comments crack me up, but thank you for the chuckle. My daughter is the light of my life and truly has a sense of humor and intelligence beyond her short 3 years. I appreciate the support of most and I am happy to have this to share with her as she gets older.
By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States
I'm OP. My husband couldn't hold his liquor over a few beers if his **** and balls depended on it. It's been a topic of arguments for a while already and this is the final straw. But it's kind of a funny situation if you think about it, that's why I posted it. To any stupid people that are going to ask how can he afford to go out drinking, read my other comment. And I KNOW someone's going to ask how could I afford a computer or a phone to post this, and my answer is: I don't buy a new computer or phone every day, shit head. I could sell my computer, but you try going without easy internet access in this day and age. We'll survive.