Pissed
By banned - 09/03/2012 06:59 - United States
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By banned - 09/03/2012 06:59 - United States
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Well, I get disability because I can't walk well and am really sick so I barely make enough to put up my part of the rent, let alone move. My best friend/roommate has already complained.
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OP here. Thanks lol. That's actually exactly what I was doing. I'm only 21, and I work in a very professional office, and I always need to look my best. I can't afford new shoes at the time, so that's why I sharpied them.
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FML bc i spent all morning trying to tell her about how big the universe was. she just got angry.