By caitlinz5 - 18/04/2012 16:55 - United States - Williston Park
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By caitlinz5 - 18/04/2012 16:55 - United States - Williston Park
By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham
By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy
By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia
By SomePeoplesKids - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Okotoks
By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne
By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton
By Class - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Newton Center
By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland
By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark
By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby
By purple - 24/03/2012 05:30 - United States - Katy
By Anonymous - 24/03/2012 22:05 - United Kingdom
By sheilob - 24/03/2012 23:06 - Australia - Camden
By SHK519 - 25/03/2012 01:07 - United Kingdom - London
Hey, I'm the OP. For your information, my grammar was impeccable. The people correcting it were American readers "correcting" stuff such as "colour", "realise", and the usual suspects. As for calling the Pope a noob, it was joking. I was ranting about the Africa situation actually, and I said he's a noob to the real world if he thinks celibacy is going to fix it. Thanks for demonising me, though! Anyone who thinks I deserve to be threatened with eternal hellfire for writing my opinions is stupid. I've shut the thing down until I write more material, because people in general are ******* stupid.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfax
By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon
By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City
By analeis - 25/03/2012 18:04 - United Kingdom - Liverpool
I know the thread's finished, but the person that started it and a few others should be ashamed of themselves. There's NOTHING wrong or unnatural about non heterosexuals, so take your bigotry some place else! I'm upset because my boyfriend doesn't feel anything for me romantically. That's it. FML team said it all.