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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - La Marque
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - La Marque
By Raela - 04/01/2013 16:59 - United States - Fort Lee
By bureaucratic assfuckery - 04/01/2013 20:51 - United States - Baltimore
By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin
By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow
By but i make different stiffies - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Parker
By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 00:56 - Netherlands - Groningen
By moronforadad - 05/01/2013 02:04 - United Kingdom - Carshalton
By VampObsessed - 05/01/2013 05:30 - United States - Dallas
By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States
By nomegusta - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Dracoboxer357 - 05/01/2013 16:00 - Canada
48- It's called Couvade's syndrome, I looked it up when I started randomly throwing up in public before she did with our first child. It's also how we knew for sure we were pregnant with our second: I spontaneously puked out my truck window onto another car while driving through town. ;P I've gotten the whole roller coaster ride of emotions through two pregnancies already, I'm pretty sure it's just more of the same now. :)
By Sad nerd - 05/01/2013 17:09 - United Kingdom - Ringwood
By Pennepestoem - 05/01/2013 19:07 - Philippines - Makati
Hey this is the op. lol to #57 i have 38 d cup so i think yeah that's the reason. And i dont have a moustache it's just that i have a curvy body structure but really dont look like a man and i was also wearing a gray loose jacket at that time and yes my friend did stick up for me. Funny comments lol
By so embarrassed - 05/01/2013 21:56 - United States - South Salem
By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise
By HatedGrandson - 07/01/2013 00:50 - United States
By Twiggysucks68 - 07/01/2013 01:49 - United States - Antioch
By Dkim620 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By scaredofhedges - 07/01/2013 10:21 - United States - San Diego
OP here. My key only works on the front lock so I couldn't use any other doors and our windows don't operate to allow anyone in. I had to call my boyfriend to come over and move it for me so I could get in. Recently the spare bedroom I workout in has been overtaken by gnomes and I've opened my bedroom door to a gnome in the hallway. He even put it in the shower. This is not a good way to help me get past my phobia.