Panic on the streets
By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada
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By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada
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By Amathiel - 29/12/2012 15:23 - Norway - Flor?
Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)
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By PrezKisame - 03/01/2013 20:35 - Australia - Brisbane
Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.