By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 09:21 - United States
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Heather1003's favorite FMLs
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Jesus is my social media manager
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winterbee123 tells us more.
Hi all - I'm OP. I actually went to talk to my teacher and it turns out when he tells us to do "citations" he automatically assumes we know he actually means "footnotes". I accidentally started crying during our meeting and I think it freaked him out, so he's offering me a chance to rewrite it! Ah, the power of a girl's tears!
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Nice try, Mom
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**** off
By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide
I actually feel much more comfortable on my bike than in a car. When I was 15 someone crashed into the side of my mums car, right where I was sitting. The passenger seat I'd been in was completely crushed. Many of my bones were also crushed. Guess I'm just afraid of getting trapped in a car like that again.