By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 00:51 - Australia - Kew
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"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?"
&.. Carrot juice!
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Oopookabearoo's favorite FMLs
By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook
By mysidesaresplitting - 14/12/2012 06:44 - United States - Oxford
By MiscHats - 14/12/2012 12:28 - Australia - Elsternwick
MiscHats tells us more.
By ToughTitties - 14/12/2012 13:45 - United Kingdom - Woodford Green
ToughTitties tells us more.
Hey guys, its the OP here (didn't get an account to post the FML, but had to in order to comment, hence the name change) I'm not fat, I'm probably about 125 pounds and 5 foot 3, I was just leaning over- you know how your tummy kinda.. yeah. You guys get the idea! My boobs are way bigger than my tummy so it's all good. But I'm probably going on a diet after the holidays, because you guys are such ... well.. I can't say inspiration, more like a virtual kick up the backside. Thanks for commenting on my post, and happy holidays to you all!
By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:08 - United States - Redding
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood
Minor threat
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 12:33 - Australia - Fairfield
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam
By lingling - 16/12/2012 00:57 - United States - Germantown
By emchocolat - 16/12/2012 16:55 - Europe
emchocolat_fml tells us more.
Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.
Smooth
By Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown
By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner
By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States
Rational
By Cold - 17/12/2012 05:08 - United States - Richmond
God laughs
By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 08:17 - United States
By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 07:48 - United States
Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.