Parasocial
By NotJessePinkmanFFS - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Norwalk
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
By NotJessePinkmanFFS - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Norwalk
By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States
By gemma - 11/09/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom - Belfast
By tdudey123 - 11/09/2012 23:07 - Canada - Toronto
By Iguana - 12/09/2012 02:35 - Canada - Oromocto
By brianfantana32 - 12/09/2012 04:24 - United States - Spokane
This. This is more of a morality issue than a legal issue. I didn't take it word for word (even though that's hard to do since it's a video game and not a book), I just used the concept.
By hahagirl - 12/09/2012 05:40 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia
By AGeeksWife - 12/09/2012 07:03 - United States - Saukville
By humorizer - 12/09/2012 08:44 - United States - Mansfield
^ Yard sale. My parents always complain that I hoard too much junk (they never get the idea behind why I have so many different controllers for my NES, SNES, Genesis, N64, Wii, PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, etc)... and demand that I throw away all the controllers and only keep "one or two since that's all you need". And don't get me started on chargers... they think all I need is one single charger to take care of my multitude of laptops and game consoles and cameras... So when they see a 'worthless picture frame' (which I believe had an image of the Bronte sisters as the default on the lock screen the last time I saw it), they think they're doing me a favor by getting me money by selling a 'picture frame [I] just leave laying around on the floor'.
By PissOffPottermore - 13/09/2012 14:31 - United States - Oak Lawn
By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
By TallGal - 14/09/2012 08:26 - United States - Tucson
By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States
By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm
By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru
By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States
By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood
By RawrSparkle - 21/09/2012 07:31 - United States - Davis
By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin
I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).