What an ass
By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States
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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)
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2- My mother did eventually understand you can get it while still being a virgin. She thought the doctor was covering for me so I wouldn't have to tell her I was sexually active. When we got home we looked up articles and I proved it to her. Either way, I'm still going to be in a crap load of pain when these puppies burst if they decide not to remove them...
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By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb
I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!