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Think Mario moustache + typical Saskatchewanian redneck man with a 80's trucker hat and you gots it.:)
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Ella and Fitzgerald? Maria and Sharapova? Harry and Potter? Oh, the endless possibilities!
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This is actually mine. I can not believe I finally got one published. : ). It's actually the third one we found in the house.
By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States
I just now realized that this was posted, and, yes, I do realize that it was more than two months ago. He was actually my friend's old roommate, and she introduced us around a year ago. We didn't really interact that much but I thought that he was nice, so when he asked me out, I decided that I'd at least give him a chance. For the record, it wasn't some elaborate ultra-expensive fancy restaurant, but the meal certainly wasn't cheap. I've been in the habit of offering to pay for my meals for a while now, and I certainly wasn't expecting that kind of reaction for him. And no, I don't think that the guy paying for the date is sexist. I don't see why the girl can't pay sometimes, though, and I was just trying to be nice. If he'd wanted to pay, he could have told me instead of freaking out like that. He never called me back after that, but even if he did, I wouldn't have gone on another date with him. I enjoyed reading your comments! Most of you guys are really funny.