By tiredeolfatty - 21/09/2012 02:40 - Canada - Calgary
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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50 favorites
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The Mixer
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It's in the can!
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One more and it's business time
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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My diary is a collector's item
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Tell us what happened next
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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100 kick-ass comments
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Xx_benny73_xx's favorite FMLs
By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London
Wurdz is hard
By Holy Testacles - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque
By Anonimo - 08/11/2012 21:22 - Italy - Monserrato
By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth
By veggieluver - 16/01/2013 00:58 - United States - Scarsdale
By Keastwood013 - 18/01/2013 15:25 - United States
By Neversleepingthereagain - 28/02/2013 19:00 - United States - Manchester
No stupid questions
By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 01:11 - Argentina - Buenos Aires
By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan
Awkward pause
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs
Bedtime story
By Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France
By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States
By Nikkalicious16 - 18/02/2009 15:26 - United States
Nikkalicious16 tells us more.
By Offended - 19/02/2009 07:09 - United States
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
By Invisible - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By gonkc - 04/03/2009 07:05 - United States
Yeet the feet
By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States
By lukey_G - 20/03/2009 05:08 - United States
first of all, my dad is my dad... second, i know my red hair is in my genes...kinda goes w.o saying..genious. third, red hair runs on my mothers side, she just doesnt have red hair. fourth, us red heads ARE the shit.