By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States
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By LonelyFrog - 13/04/2009 15:41 - United States
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Wow, a couple hate messages in here. Yes it happened, it was for Depeche Mode Release tickets for house of blues on 4/21 and I never said there was no screener. It was the screener that said "congratulations, you're the winning caller" So no busy signal, not even a single ring, just an answer. I was spoken to, but before he could say anything else, I was so excited, my reflexes just hit the end button where my thumb was and it was over. Yes, stupid me, nerves, excitement, motor reflexes whatever. Lost the tickets and someone else got them. End of story. I bought two tickets for August now. $110 each
Strange kink
By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States
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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia
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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 04:25 - United States
Get the message
By thelandofoz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
David Lee Roth?
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By Guess - 21/11/2009 19:10 - United States
Take that
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By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France
Creeped out
By hotandbothered - 03/02/2010 06:24 - United States
Thanks, I think?
By Skimilk - 18/02/2010 02:47 - Australia
Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.