Ça coupe
By JesuisTito - 28/07/2015 00:15 - France - Saint-germain-lès-corbeil
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By JesuisTito - 28/07/2015 00:15 - France - Saint-germain-lès-corbeil
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Alors je pense que je vais vous surprendre autant que je l'ai surpris car, suite à mon rot hyper sexy, le gars a explosé de rire en me disant qu'effectivement j'étais très spontané ^^ Et vous n'êtes pas au bout de vos surprises : le type continue de me courtiser. Oui oui.
By netflixandchill - 04/04/2016 10:43 - France - Noisy-le-grand
By main dans le sac - 20/05/2016 22:31 - France - Bordeaux
Coucou vous. Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (et je n'ai aucune idée de comment la revendiquer haha mais peu importe !). Sans grande originalité, je vous dirai que je suis très contente d'avoir été publiée, mais passons aux précisions, voulez-vous ? Dans un souci de clarté et de respect des fameux 300 mots, j'ai dû modifier un petit peu les choses ! Donc en réalité, c'est le jeune homme qui m'a demandé si j'étais brune ou châtain, car il avait vu ma photo de profil Whatsapp et voulait "m'identifier". C'est à ce moment que je lui ai proposé de deviner, et je vous avoue que je sentais la VDM arriver à mille kilomètres ! J'en ai ri plus qu'autre chose. Le garçon en question est le copain (longue distance) d'une amie à moi, il n'y avait donc aucune intention de drague des deux côtés. Cela dit, le message exact était "Celle de droite. C'est la plus jolie :* (si je me trompe je suis mal haha)". Ce qui est quand même beaucoup plus acceptable, et même un minimum flatteur ! En résumé, je n'étais pas partie à la pêche aux compliments, je ne m'étais pas volontairement montrée avec une amie, bref je ne crois pas avoir été en faute à quelque instant que ce fût haha. Au final, la situation nous a tous (le gaffeur, sa copine et mon amie) fait rire et je n'en veux absolument pas au garçon ! De toute façon, qu'il m'ait trouvé belle, passable ou immonde, je m'en fiche car je suis très heureuse avec mon copain héhé. #35, c'est exactement comme ça que je l'ai interprété, c'est pour ça que j'ai trouvé ça assez mignon en fait ! #31 je sens une certaine expérience dans l'art de flatter/rattraper des situations gênantes ;) Et pour les autres, je ne suis pas forcément d'accord avec les TLBM, mais après tout ce n'est pas votre faute puisque vous ne connaissiez pas la réalité de la situation ! Brefou, merci à vous d'être une communauté aussi sympathique (ou pas, mais c'est ça qui est bon), et merci d'avoir validé ma VDM ! La bise à vos mamans.