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IL EN FAUT PEU POUR ETRE HEUREUX

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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cmhz tells us more.

Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM !! Je remercie l'équipe déjà d'avoir publiée ma VDM :) Pour répondre à vos commentaires divers et variés j'aimerais préciser quelques petites choses. Mon copain à très bien prit la blague, il en rigole, sinon mon ne se serait jamais permit de lui dire une chose pareille ne le connaissant pas. (ça fait 1 an qu'ils se connaissent) Mon père est blanc oui, en effet. Mais ce n'est pas du tout une forme de racisme. Il aime bien taquiner et son humour est parfois noir oui c'est vrai. Mais il faut avouer, parfois ça fait marrer... Mon père on le connait tous, il est comme ça, on sait que ce n'est pas du racisme. C'est vrai que quand il a sortie cette petite vanne très spontanément, au début j'ai été surprise, et j'ai eu une petite appréhension par rapport à la réaction de mon copain ou ce qu'il me dira ou pensera de lui après... Parce que bon on ne sait jamais, une mauvaise blague et ça peut déraper... Mais finalement rien du tout, ils ont rigoler. Et mon copain aime beaucoup mon père. Pour les personnes de couleur noire qui ont trouvé ça lourd, bah vous avez zéro humour excusez moi hein. Peut être qu'à vous on vous la fait 1000 fois, mais on ne parle pas de vous dans la VDM, donc bon au pire des cas si vous êtes pas content... vous zappez quoi... Voilà j’espère avoir répondu à plusieurs questions (c'est vrai que j'ai pas lu tous les commentaires, il y en a trop :p) sinon venez en messages :) bisous!

Audina89 tells us more.

Je ne suis pas en manque pourtant lol mais j'avoue que j'étais mal à l'aise. J'ai payé par chèque parce que elle n'a pas de TPE. Et c'est ce prix-là parce que j'ai fait une coupe avec extention et un lissage.

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grrrrr2 8

Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Surprise de la voir publiée je vous remercie pour la validation et vos commentaires! En effet j'ai un super chien... adopté après l'avoir trouvé abandonné, je ne regrette pas une seconde! Et comme vous l'avez deviné, j'ai été obligée de craquer et de partager un morceau de mon dejeuner... Il n'a pas fini de me surprendre. Pour ce qui est du physique c'est DOUG du film "Là Haut" , l'obésité en moins ^^.

Wormyy tells us more.

Bonjour. Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. En réalité ça n'en était pas vraiment une vu qu'il était très gentil. Quand j'ai entendu ça j'ai souri et je lui ai dis que c'était pas fair play sur le ton de la plaisanterie et il m'a répondu aussi sur le ton de la plaisanterie. Et sinon, pour répondre à #65, oui c'est bien moi