Pétard mouillé
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-restitut
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-restitut
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By gibosonjooo - 16/08/2012 00:46 - France - Rochemaure
super ma VDM a été validée :) !! ça me réconforte un peu. je n'ai plus qu'a changer de boulangerie maintenant ^^'
By geetucrains - 16/09/2012 11:20 - France - Lucey
non il n'y avait pas que la sangria, elle était là seulement pour la coloration x) si je vous dis tout ce que j'ai bu tout le monde va vomir rien que d'y penser x)
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By J8513 - 03/04/2013 16:00 - France - Laxou
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques petites précisions. Je travaille dans une entreprise très très masculine et il y a un mois cette collègue est arrivée. Elle est vraiment sublime et tous les collègues se sont mis à baver. Un pari a été lancé : "le premier qui arrive à ses fins avec elle", avec un gros pot à la clé (350 euros)! Je sais c'est moche et vraiment con... Donc voila pour gagner j'ai tenté un petit mensonge. Elle en a eu vent, car mes collègues ont voulu vérifier l'info. Du coup même si je me suis tapé la honte de ma vie à la pause café, tout le monde croit que j'ai couché avec elle et j'ai gagné! YOUPI !!! Maintenant pour être correct, je suis allé dans son bureau lui expliquer le fin mot de l'histoire. Ca l'a fait fait beaucoup rire. On a décidé d'un accord commun de garder l'argent et de se payer un bon restau gastronomique! Voila