By lilia - 22/10/2010 22:36 - France
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I’m your new creative director
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I liked to the power of 20
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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FAAAAAACEBOOK
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This isn't what should be happening
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
50 quality comments
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Work is a 4-letter word
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Merci
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Bonjour à tous, je suis la coupable de cet horrible lapsus... Comment Claude a réagit? Un peu interloqué dans un premier temps...mais avant qu'il ne dise quoi que ce soit, je me suis confondue en excuse. "J'suis trop désolée, je voulais te donner un surnom affectueux genre comme en espagnol avec des les "i" et "o"...". Je m'enfonçais encore davantage. Il est assez taquin et pas forcément commode, donc il m'a juré qu'il allait me mettre un part de quatre-quart dans la figure (le seul truc qu'on ait sous la main à l'assoc), tout en plaisantant. Donc après je lui ai dit que c'était une énorme boulette, en m'excusant mille fois. Au final on en a rigolé, et je dois lui trouver un nouveau surnom. Malgré tout, j'avoue en avoir bien ri, même si sur le coup je me suis sentie très très conne... :)
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Le pire c'est que c'était un aspirateur sans sac ^^ le papier s'est enroulé dans la turbine autour du filtre...