By Danny - 07/01/2012 10:27 - Australia
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By Danny - 07/01/2012 10:27 - Australia
By jumbledgirl - 10/01/2012 05:25 - United States
By CantPublish - 15/01/2012 03:07 - United States
By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States
By James - 16/01/2012 04:17 - Australia
By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States
By James - 30/03/2012 18:44 - United States
By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond
By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho
By Sarah - 12/06/2012 16:59 - United States - Pipersville
By mississippi123 - 06/08/2012 05:41 - United States - Fullerton
By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden
By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 04:14 - United States
By Timmeeh - 10/10/2012 16:45 - United Kingdom - Caldicot
OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.
By prettylady? - 28/10/2012 04:22 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 00:19 - Australia - Melbourne
By JPPUDLY - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Gatos
By Amathiel - 29/12/2012 15:23 - Norway - Flor?
Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)
By catdog - 02/01/2013 06:07 - United States - West Sacramento
By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach
She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...