Pretend
By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 16:34 - United States - Washington
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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