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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)
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Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)