Hitchcock serait fier
By Molly - 18/10/2012 08:50 - France - Strasbourg
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By Molly - 18/10/2012 08:50 - France - Strasbourg
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Bonsoir à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM - d'ailleurs je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait validée, ça m'a fait sourire. Pour répondre aux questions concernant la suite de cette approche ... percutante : - Oui c'était un petit chien et oui c'était un gros bout de bois ! Ma chienne est plutôt balèse et elle a tendance à ramener des "joujous" assez imposants ! - Oui je suis très, très, très maladroite... - Le maître l'a bien pris, heureusement ! Après avoir reçu le projectile son chien est tombé sur le côté, mais il s'est vite relevé, un peu surpris mais en bonne santé. Avec ma chienne qui l'entourait pour récupérer son jouet et moi même qui lui courait derrière pour vérifier si tout allait bien, c'était une rencontre plutôt mouvementée ! - Non, nous ne sommes pas allés boire un coup, mais nous avons échangé nos numéros et nous voyons ce week-end =) Parfois ça a du bon d'avoir deux mains gauches! Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire en tout cas =)