By doggybag warrior - 25/11/2014 19:23 - France - Ozouer-le-voulgis
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Déjà merci pour sa publication, ce me touche beaucoup et vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ^^ Ensuite pour apporter des précisions, j'étais déguisée en Rafaël (le rouge) mais sans les armes et mon bandeau ne voulant pas tenir sur ma tête, je l'ai laissé autour de mon cou (comme celui de Franklin sauf que lui a une casquette en plus).. Voilà!
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By Midnight_Sun - 06/02/2014 11:22 - France - Marseille
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Tout d'abord un grand MERCI à vous pour m'avoir publiée, j'y suis allée de ma petite larme, je crois que je n'ai jamais été aussi émue que le jour où j'ai reçu mon diplôme (humour humour !). Me voici donc pour vous raconter la suite, et vous expliquer ce qui m'est passé par la tête pour sortir une énormité pareille :) J'ai eu un coup de coeur pour ce beau médecin il y a déjà un moment, quand il m'a prise en charge pour ce fameux pied cassé ! Aujourd'hui il s'agissait d'un contrôle, évidemment j'ai pris la précaution de me faire une pédicure avant d'y aller, mais quand même, avoir un coup de coeur pour un orthopédiste qui doit examiner votre pied.. Hum ! Une épaule, un poignet, pourquoi pas, un genou à la limite, mais un pied ! Dur ! J'étais justement en train de penser à cela pendant qu'il me palpait les orteils, et j'ai réalisé que ma remarque était à double sens au moment où il a relevé les yeux vers moi et qu'un gros blanc s'en est suivi. La suite ? Elle est simple : j'ai éclaté de rire devant ma propre stupidité, et je lui ai bien précisé ce à quoi je pensais en disant cela. Malheureusement je n'ai pas pu m'empêcher de rougir jusqu'à la racine des cheveux, ce qui a légèrement gâché l'effet d'auto-dérision. Il a souri et la consultation s'est poursuivie comme si de rien n'était, à parler de tout et de rien, y compris de sujets non médicaux ! Bonne soirée à tous !
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By soporifique - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
si je peux vous rassurer, ma famille est super! ils ont vite compris que ce n'étais pas la bonne traduction et ont rigolé :)