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By Anonyme - 27/07/2015 22:16 - Portugal - Benedita
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By Anonyme - 27/07/2015 22:16 - Portugal - Benedita
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By LexieScot - 27/08/2015 18:15 - France - Piolenc
Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je suis assez surprise mais contente qu'elle ait été publiée ! :) Je crois qu'une petite explication s'impose : Tout d'abord, j'ai acheté cette ventouse pour ma mère qui voulait réduire la cellulite présente sur ses cuisses. Je ne pourrai pas vous dire si cela fonctionne ou pas, étant donné que nous ne l'avons reçue qu'hier ! Cette nuit donc, alors que je regardais tranquillement une série télé sur mon ordinateur, voilà que je me mets machinalement à jouer avec la ventouse. Après quelques essais sur mes bras, elle a fini par atterrir sur mon visage sans que je ne m'en rende vraiment compte (je suis excusable, il était quasiment 2 heures du matin). Résultats : deux bleus. 1 sur la joue et 1 sur le front. Je ne m'en suis rendue compte que lorsque je me suis retrouvée devant le miroir pour me démaquiller. Je me suis sentie vachement bête ! Je crois que je ne retenterais pas l'expérience de sitôt, les bleus étant encore bien visibles sur mon visage. Voilà pour l'explication, rien de bien folichon. Juste une étourderie qui m'aura fait bien rire !
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Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^