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By Boubou - 17/03/2013 16:20 - France
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By Boubou - 17/03/2013 16:20 - France
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Je suis l'auteure (ça se dit ?) de la VDM. Effectivement, je suis bien une femme et "envoyé" sans "e" est une faute. Puisque vous voulez savoir la suite, elle est simple et prévisible : lorsque mon copain est rentré de sa soirée "entre amis", il a trouvé ses affaires dans un sac devant la porte. Il est quand même rentré dans l'appart pour comprendre (il avait un peu dessaoulé). Je me suis retenue de le gifler et l'ai simplement viré de chez moi (et de ma vie, à l'occasion). Ma pote ne l'est plus. Et désolée de tuer les espoirs de certains, mais même si j'aurais aimé leur faire payer la course trèèès cher, je n'ai pas pu : mon agence surveille de près tout ça. Voilà !
Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)