Double choc
By hamster - 04/04/2015 08:08 - France - Auch
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Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^