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By Polii5 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Herbitzheim
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Polii5 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Herbitzheim
By Mariiie___E_B - 06/05/2013 18:05 - France - Meudon
By scratchy99 - 09/05/2013 13:29 - France - Trith-saint-l
By Anonyme - 10/05/2013 20:10 - France - S
By Padoc - 11/05/2013 10:30 - France - Frouzins
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - La Fouillouse
By tomato96 - 17/05/2013 15:40 - Suisse
By sois_beau_et_tais_toi - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By jetaime76 - 30/05/2013 15:24 - France - Maromme
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Lors du nettoyage du grenier, c'était bel et bien de la bouse de vache qui s'étalait sur le sol. J'ai eu l'explication un peu plus tard. Mon frère, qui était un peu énervé contre moi, avait envie de "m'embêter" (pour éviter tout jeu de mot moisi), et a rependu de la bouse dans le grenier pour me gêner dans mon nettoyage. Mais l'idée de la vache volante était quand même sympa !
By Anonyme - 03/06/2013 12:54 - Belgique - Louvain
By boulette - 18/06/2013 15:59 - France - Ribeauvill
By freddy - 25/06/2013 22:33 - France - Mont-de-marsan
By Booooolette - 25/06/2013 22:46 - France - Beauvais
By motard - 26/06/2013 10:23 - France - La Peyratte
By oui!! - 30/06/2013 11:02 - France - Terville
By Arth37 - 07/07/2013 11:01 - France - Saint-cyr-sur-loire
By Ben - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By freddy - 29/02/2008 10:06
By éolienne - 29/04/2008 21:04
By Tibo - 19/10/2008 09:59
Coucou, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée mais bon, j'ai était agréablement surprise! ^^ Oui c'est vrai que mon copain est fan de TPMP mais comme moi je ne regarde pas je n'ai pas fait le lien. ;p quand il m'a vu arriver il était tout gêné, et moi, j'étais pliée en deux! x) le pauvre ne s'est pas beaucoup amélioré mais bon ça reste mon amoureux quand meme! :p