zimeau

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  • Moulins
  • 41 years-old
  • Sunday 14 July 1985
  • In a relationship

About Zimeau

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Invader

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Zimeau's favorite FMLs

Cerisee_B tells us more.

Cerisee_B 8

Pour info, j'ai eu une pseudo confirmation de sa part comme quoi c'était fini. Rituel habituel : j'pense encore a mon ex, je l'ai revu et j'me suis dit faut que je retourne avec elle. Youhou. Ps : mon "ex" belle-mère ne me connaissait qu'à travers son fils, donc bon .

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zampanoo 42

Alors pour l'histoire, ma mère discutait dehors avec une amie quand elles ont vu la lumière. Toutes les deux croyaient à une soucoupe volante. Elles m'ont avoué l'avoir remarqué depuis plusieurs minutes, en se demandant si c'était oui ou non un OVNI. Du centre du village on ne pouvait pas voir le faisceau lumineux qui aurait indiqué l'origine de cette lumière. Il a fallut se diriger sur une place ouverte pour voir que c'était un projecteur de la boîte située dans le village d'à côté. Nous n'avions jamais vu ce faisceau avant, et je ne l'ai pas remarqué à nouveau depuis. Avec les lumières des lampadaires on ne voit pas très bien le ciel d'ici, et quand bien même, on a pas pour habitude de le scruter à la recherche d'une lumière blanche non plus ...