By floor - 08/03/2013 16:03 - France - Tassin-la-demi-lune
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Rethwellan's favorite FMLs
Atroce
By ViteCaUrge - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
L'ordure
By sebmoi91 - 09/03/2013 21:13 - France
By Freditane - 12/03/2013 14:53 - Belgique - Brussels
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Grillé
By lagomorphe - 13/03/2013 09:03 - Belgique - Brussels
By Oscar - 13/03/2013 19:46 - France - Bousbecque
By Sickboy - 16/03/2013 19:26 - France - Gradignan
By Anonyme - 17/03/2013 06:56 - France - Persan
By Troc - 17/03/2013 10:01 - France - Annecy
Outrage
By oups - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Cugand
By alcatelpourrave - 20/03/2013 14:25 - France - Brest
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Salut, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En vérité l'affaire s'est passée l'année dernière, mais comme l'infâme processus pour trouver un job recommence... Ca m'y a fait penser ! Heureusement tout s'est bien terminé : je m'étais fait pistonner par mon cher Papa, donc je le lui ai juste raconté et on m'a rappelée. Mais je me suis quand même sentie très bête, ça fait pas très sérieux quand même. Le portable, lui, n'a pas fait long feu. Je m'en suis acheté un mieux avec ma première paye...
Suggestion
By Littlecock - 20/03/2013 22:45 - France - Saint-antoine-du-queyret
By yoyo - 22/03/2013 09:51 - France - Choisey
By Darek - 25/03/2013 07:53 - Suisse - Dietlikon
Ça va mieux !
By cgk78 - 26/03/2013 11:59 - France - Mareil-marly
Le zbeul
By helien - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-avaugourd
By Jeannou - 26/03/2013 22:26 - France
By Anonyme - 27/03/2013 19:51 - France
By tpdesvt - 29/03/2013 10:28 - France
Urgence
By Anonyme - 30/03/2013 21:08 - France - Houplines
Bon, quelques précisions quand même ! Ma famille a toujours été très open envers mon homosexualité, et mon entourage aussi, y compris les potes militaires de mon frère. Quand j'ai répondu ça a mon frère, c'était pour mes 17 ans. J'étais du genre pudique et pas trop à l'aise avec la nudité des inconnus :D Bref, j'avais organisé une petite fiesta, mais avant que les gens n'arrivent, mon frère a débarqué avec 4 potes à lui, et... m'ont attaché à ma chaise. 2 minutes après, le brigadier est entré :D je précise que c'était bon esprit, et fais volontairement de façon grotesque. Je hurlais de rire, mais quand il a fini à poil j'étais hyper gêné, j'étais super mal à l'aise avec la nudité. Mais ça reste un souvenir bien marrant, et je n'ai vraiment rien contre les roux, mais un petit bedonnant roux carotte en uniforme, c'est quand même aux antipodes du cliché du militaire sexy et ténébreux :D