By Malade - 14/07/2014 13:25 - France - Bordeaux
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About Code phoenix '91
Diplômé en langues étrangères et d'un Master management international, intéressé par à peu près toutes les cultures du monde, la musique et l'automobile.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Code phoenix '91's favorite FMLs
Nature
By Diamonds14 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 15/07/2014 10:26 - Belgique - Waterloo
By john32 - 15/07/2014 11:43
By Dragoon - 15/07/2014 19:05 - France - Le Chesnay
Ça m'a échappé, j'vous jure
By Aienimateur - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-laurent-de-la-plaine
By alicia690 - 16/07/2014 09:18 - France - Genay
By Micka - 16/07/2014 11:03 - France - Paris
Connard
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-max
By namtheoru - 17/07/2014 14:32 - France
By climasocial - 18/07/2014 14:40 - France - Paris
By Rowenaluna - 19/07/2014 09:54 - France - Paris
Rowenaluna tells us more.
Hygiène
By lola83 - 20/07/2014 00:13 - France - Solli
Culture
By sii - 20/07/2014 22:20 - France - Pont-sainte-maxence
Suivante
By Anonyme - 20/07/2014 22:51 - France - Niort
Toujours dans nos coeurs
By sansattache - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
Réunion
By Cléo - 21/07/2014 21:16 - France - Clamart
By Filet_o_Fish - 22/07/2014 06:41 - France
By Rantanplan - 22/07/2014 10:24 - France - Soisy-sur-seine
By Chop1 - 22/07/2014 22:06 - France - Saumur
Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Wahou, quel bonheur d'être publiée ^w^ Et le mail qu'on reçoit est très drôle ! Certains de vos commentaires m'ont fait bien rire, mais, ayant quatorze ans et ce monsieur, à vue d’œil, devant friser la cinquantaine, il n'y aura pas eu de happy end amoureux ^^ Je vous restitue le contexte (parce que 300 caractères, c'est trop court pour tous les détails) : donc, dans le métro tous les deux (et non sur le quai, comme j'ai pu le lire, sans quoi je n'aurais pas pu rater ma station ;)), la rame arrive à la station... le monsieur se lève, s'approche de la porte, je me lève aussi, j'arrive après lui... Je pensais vraiment qu'il allait appuyer, mais en fait non. Du coup, le métro est reparti, on s'est regardés tous les deux puis il a éclaté de rire, moi aussi. "Désolé, je pensais que vous alliez le faire... - Moi aussi." Je suis descendue à la suivante puis j'ai repris le métro en sens inverse jusqu'à ma station :) Je comprends les TLBM. Enfin bref, j'ai retenu la leçon, je m'élancerai comme une sauvage la prochaine fois pour appuyer la première ^^ Après tout, on n'est jamais mieux servi que par soi-même ! Et voilà !