By medecineiscrazy - 08/03/2013 23:08 - France
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
By medecineiscrazy - 08/03/2013 23:08 - France
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By Anonyme - 27/03/2013 15:28 - France - S
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je n'avais pas de compte donc j'en ai crée un pour vous répondre et donner quelques précisions que en 300 caractères je n'ai pas put donner. Déjà vous m'avez fait rire avec les jeux de mots et les Raymond et Huguette >.< Quand je l'ai raconté à mes amis ils ont eu la même réaction. Alors j'ai lu quelqu'un qui demandé si bénévolement était ici égal à travail non déclaré, pas du tout. A la base j'ai fais du ménage chez mon grand père en voyant des choses assez salles. Il a une femme de ménage mais en 2-3h par semaine elle ne peut pas tout faire donc elle fait le primordial. Alors que je faisais ça des amis à lui (ce couple) sont passés le voir et disaient que c'était bien que je fasse ça, que c'était pas leurs petits enfants qui allaient le faire bref sa m'a fait de la peine et je leur ai proposé de leur donner un petit coup de main. Ce n'était pas la première fois que j'y allais. D'habitude monsieur n'est pas là car il est souvent à la pétanque où chez des amis et la musique ne gêne pas sa femme (à qui j'avais demandé la permission la première fois où j'y suis allé pour mettre la musique). Donc du coup vu que c'était pas la première fois et que c'est pas un problème en général sa ne m'est pas venue à l'idée de demander. L'ipod avait 2-3 ans. Je n'avais pas mis d'écouteurs comme l'ont proposés certains car quand on fait le ménage on bouge, on se baisse etc .. donc c'est pas pratique et les casques sa ne me convient pas du tout. Quand j'ai entendu le bruit et que je suis allé voir il était déjà entrain de repartir, quand il a vu qu'il c'était fait prendre il m'a dit "l'appareil m'a échappé" ... Je veux bien le croire mais je dois dire que j'étais assez énervée. Sa femme est arrivé demandant ce qui se passé et elle m'a assuré qu'ils allaient m'en payer un autre. Quand je suis retourné finir ce que j'avais commencé j'ai même entendu sa femme le "gronder" en disant que demander aurait été plus simple et moins cher. Enfin bref, la prochaine fois (si il y a) je vérifierais si il est dans les parages.