La BA du jour
By ManYolo - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Mulhouse
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You are now a certified FML member
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
By ManYolo - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Mulhouse
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By tatajosiane - 02/07/2014 20:57 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 02/07/2014 21:59 - Royaume-Uni - Cardiff
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour répondre à quelques quelques questions : - J'ai 27 ans et la femme en question devait avoir 50-60 ans environ - Son vélo n'était pas du tout électrique, c'était une simple bicyclette bien vintage qui grinçait à chaque coup de pédale - Je fais à peu près 2H de sport par jour donc j'pense pas être trop mauvais dans le domaine. Pour ma défense j'avais quand même plus de 20km dans les jambes quand elle m'a doublé mais ça n'enlève rien à sa performance, elle m'a complètement humilié o/