Code Phoenix '91

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  • Heierlark
  • 34 years-old
  • Friday 11 October 1991
  • In a relationship

About Code phoenix '91

Grand-Duc fictif

Diplômé en langues étrangères et d'un Master management international, intéressé par à peu près toutes les cultures du monde, la musique et l'automobile.

Gamer occasionnel à ses heures perdues

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Friendless, or not going out tonight?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Verified

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I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Beginner

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Up and coming moderator

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The rules are the rules

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I liked to the power of 20

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Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Code phoenix '91's favorite FMLs

Conference tells us more.

Conference 6

Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !

blonditude2 tells us more.

blonditude2 15

Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Déjà merci beaucoup de l'avoir validée, je suis trop contente je m'y attendais pas :D Alors j'explique : en fait je suis en école d'ingé en agronomie (Saia vaincra!) et je fais un stage en entreprise en Allemagne. J'avais pas pensé en commençant ce stage que ce serait à ce point "nature". J'ai pas la phobie des insectes mais je suis pas super à l'aise avec les bestioles. Je me suis pas encore habituée aux vers, mouchettes et autres araignées qui m'entourent. Donc voilà je m'occupais des plantes, et j'avais mis des gants fins en plastique blanc à cause du traitement. Et j'étais seule à ce moment dans la serre donc personne n'a assisté à mes bêtises heureusement. Sinon ça m'a fait rire toute seule d'être aussi cruche. Mais bon de toutes façons les allemands commencent à comprendre que je peux me ridiculiser quotidiennement ^^' Et pour la petite histoire j'ai encore crié aujourd'hui, mais c'était un vrai ver (de terre) cette fois. Et armée de tout mon courage je l'ai mis dehors. Voilà, je ne désespère pas de savoir jardiner d'ici quelques mois.