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By rastapopoulos - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You are now a certified FML member
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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By trop_d_animaux - 12/05/2014 09:56 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM alors quelques précision : Je suis bien séparé de ma copine (ex du cou !), le temps de vendre la maison, on ne peut pas prendre d'appart et donc on cohabite... La maison n'est pas si petite, il y a deux chambre, une ou dort mon ex et une ou dort notre fille et donc il me reste le salon. Les chiens sont de race et donc non castrés et stérilisés, en période de chaleur ils sont en règle général séparés, là il y a eu un loupé. il y a bien 5 chats, 2 mâles et 3 femelles, pour stériliser une chatte il faut attendre ses première chaleurs , il se trouve que c'était ses premières chaleurs (un RDV au veto pour une stérilisation c'est presque une semaine...), elle est donc stérilisée maintenant. les deux autres minettes sont également stérilisées. Les deux mâles ont tout juste 1 ans et jusqu’à présent pas de problème, on avait donc laissé traîner. Le plus bagarreur vient d’être castré, pour le second ça attendra un peu.
By 123 - 12/05/2014 14:46 - France
By FoxOce - 12/05/2014 15:43 - France - La Glacerie
By Cherchencore - 14/05/2014 09:43 - France - Paris
Coucou, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. En effet, #35, il était venu chercher son boxer. Il a quitter la salle de bain rapidement en cachant les bijoux sous mille excuses. Ne criez pas au scandale ou à la pédophilie, il n'a même pas osé me regarder dans la salle de bain tellement il avait honte. :') Bonne journée. PS. Merci à l'équipe de d'avoir publié ma VDM.