By lostris00 - 02/12/2012 23:06 - France
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By lostris00 - 02/12/2012 23:06 - France
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By Woole - 20/01/2013 22:43 - France - Montreux-ch
Bonjour, c'est l'auteure ! Merci pour votre soutien, ça m'émeut beaucoup :') Ça compense un peu le fait qu'après tout pile une semaine, j'ai encore un énorme bleu sur le postérieur...
By CherryCoke143 - 04/03/2013 14:29 - France - Vence
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM et vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Sur le moment il y a eu un silence plutôt gêné et pour s'en sortir, la maman de mon cher et tendre a dit "en fait ce bouquet est tellement beau que je voudrais le garder" c'est vrai qu'un bouquet de roses blanches, ça se trouve nulle part m'enfin... j'espérais que mon chéri allait enfin me défendre mais tout ce qu'il a trouvé à me dire c'est : "enfin ma chérie, elle voulait juste garder le bouquet pour elle". Bref pour le moment nous sommes toujours ensemble et j'en ris plus qu'autre chose mais je reconnais que c'est parfois pesant d'être dans le collimateur de la belle doche et que mon chéri ne s'en rende pas trop compte. En tout cas merci à vous, promis je vous réserve d'autres histoires de belle-mère !!!
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By J8513 - 03/04/2013 16:00 - France - Laxou
Cette VDM date de l'année dernière quand j'ai quitté ma famille pour aller faire mon BTS à Paris (depuis je suis revenue dans ma famille) J'étais loin de tous mes proches, je demandais à chaque fois de l'argent à mes parents et pendant 6 mois j'ai voulu me débrouiller seule, je gagnais pas grand chose mais ça me suffisait jusqu'au jour ou ça ne suffisait plus pour diverses raisons ! (J'ai un iphone pour les personnes qui ont dit : "ils ont des iPhones des vêtements de marque mais pas d'argent pour manger", je vais raconter ma vie mais bon, l'iPhone était a mon frère mais il me l'a donné car il n'en avait plus besoin) Pour le mec, j'ai plein de raisons de le détester, je n'abuse pas de sa gentillesse d'ailleurs, il n'est pas si gentil que ça, c'est une "racaille" tout ce que je n'aime pas, il se la pète, il fait plein de conneries, se croit le plus beau de la terre, il est horrible avec les gens mais avec moi je dois l'avouer qu'il est plutôt sympa mais ça n'empêche pas qu'il est horrible à côté et que je déteste ça ! Voilà ma vie ! Maintenant je suis revenue chez mes parents loin de Paris, et happy ending :D