Grouille-toi !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
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Effectivement, je flippe aussi à chaque fois que je vais chez le dentiste, avec les bruits des machines et tout. Et comme quand je fais des vaccins, mon frangin se moque de moi. :) Mais je n'ai pas peur des prises de sang. Et au passage, c'est parce que j'ai tourné la tête en essayant de penser à autre chose que j'ai crié avant. Donc cette méthode, ça ne marche pas.
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lol merci pour tous vos coms!!! Non je n'ai pas montré "le monstre" à mon amie! J'ai répondu à mon cop que je voulais en photo "l'autre monstre", mon neveu quoi ! Il me l'a envoyé en répondant : ah si tu veux mais c'est beaucoup moins intéressant.