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By Kévina - 30/10/2008 16:02
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By Kévina - 30/10/2008 16:02
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By chessry - 12/12/2008 16:31
Effectivement, je me suis sentie toute conne. D'autant plus en pensant au futur... Si à 3 ans elle me cloue le bec, qu'est-ce que ça va être à l'adolescence ?!
By pere noel - 13/12/2008 14:28
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By Arkane - 19/12/2008 08:24
Eh bien pour tout vous dire, le plus perturbant dans cette histoire c'est sans doute que je dormais. J'ai toute la collection des Anne Rice, j'ai la série de Fascination au fur et à mesure qu'elle sortait (j'ai acheté Breaking Dawn en anglais et je l'ai dévoré en 2 jours). Je me demande pourquoi mes crises de somnambulismes vampiriques se déclenchent maintenant. Et, non, je ne suis pas une hystérique, ne vous en déplaise, je lis juste ENORMEMENT. Et pas seulement des histoires de vampire. J'espère que je ne vais pas bientôt me prendre pour Denna de l'Epée de Vérité. Parce qu'à côté, le Marquis de Sade pourra aller se rhabiller.
By kaiina69 - 20/12/2008 19:10
Juste pour préciser : Chaque paquet était différent... C'est juste que la cliente ne se souvenait plus à qui elle voulait attribuer tels ou tels cadeaux... !
By Orante - 27/12/2008 13:36
Je le brassais pas comme du jus d'orange, il était assis sur moi et il ne gardait pas son équilibre alors je le laissais aller mais une fois de trop, puis burp !!!