We meet again
By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
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By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
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By thanks, my fellow americans - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Woodlyn
By revan546 - 26/04/2013 13:23 - United States - Hillsborough
Hi guys, OP here. Yeah I've been a vegetarian for a few years and my friend finally decided to call me out on it. I think i died a little inside when i heard it haha. He eventually did admit that he was wrong and we're still friends and whatnot. Common sense isn't so common nowadays though is it.
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By Jasmine_smilee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Canby
By sommmerrrr - 15/09/2013 04:12 - United States - Virginia Beach
I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!
By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx
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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto
I know the difference, I just made a simple mistake....