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By bah voyons - 09/09/2013 20:16 - France - Corbeil-essonnes
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By bah voyons - 09/09/2013 20:16 - France - Corbeil-essonnes
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By Gaby_17 - 21/09/2013 10:07 - France
Coucou à tous! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et en fait c'est moi la copine. L'expression date de l'an dernier, (Je repique la premiere année) et on y a repensé ce matin... D'où l'idée de la poster! Et elle est là! On a lu vos commentaires, ils sont très drôles, merci pour tout, et à la prochaine :-)
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By jujulovepatate - 23/06/2012 15:31 - France - Pibrac
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, mais du coup j'ai pas le même pseudo. D'abord je suis trop contente d'avoir été "publiée" :D Et merci pour vos commentaires, certains m'ont fait bien rire :) Par contre, je voulais juste signaler que je me suis trompée : c'était dans le train ! Ca n'a pas beaucoup d'importance m'enfin... Pour la suite, vous vous en doutez, ni lui ni moi n'avons tenté quoique ce soit. Il est descendu à la station suivante, emportant ses doux effluves de pets avec lui. L'histoire d'amour naissante a donc été étouffée dans l'oeuf (c'est le cas de le dire...)