By Anonyme - 15/02/2013 08:37 - France - Beaucouz
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By Anonyme - 15/02/2013 08:37 - France - Beaucouz
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By zubino - 04/04/2013 14:16 - France
Pour remettre les choses dans leur contexte : ma femme et moi sommes engagés dans une procédure de divorce (pour d'autres raisons) depuis un moment et je me doutais qu'elle fréquentait quelqu'un. Par contre j'aurais jamais cru qu'il aurait l'audace de me saluer régulièrement avec force sourires comme il le fait.
By zephyr89 - 04/04/2013 17:17 - France - Merry-sur-yonne
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By lalali973 - 09/04/2013 15:10 - France - Aix-en-provence
Salut à TOUS !!! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et j'ai vraiment beaucoup ri en lisant vos commentaires !! Quel imagination et quelle inspiration !! Petites précisions sur celle-ci : ça s'est passé il y a qques mois, et ma petite cousine ayant 3,5 ans, elle n'a pas forcément conscience du Bien, du Mal, de la Mort etc et ne voulant pas entrer dans une discussion trop complexe, sur le coup j'ai inventé : je lui ai fais croire qu'il faisait une blague à ses copains pigeons... D'où le fameux : "On recommence ?" avec le sourire en prime !! Voilà voilà !! Continuez à laisser des commentaires que je rigole encore plus :D
By Tarapuce - 11/04/2013 21:52 - France - Pantin
By Furieusement - 18/04/2013 06:47
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour compléter cette VDM, je travaille tard la semaine et je ne pouvais voir mon ex que le week-end. Mais il avait peu de temps à me consacrer le weekend. Nous étions en froid depuis qu'il avait pris tout un weekend pour aller au ski, sans moi. Ce dîner devait nous permettre de remettre les choses à zéro je pensais, et je m'étais battue pour avoir ma soirée de la Saint Valentin de libre. Mais ce soir là, il n'est pas venu, il n'avait pas réservé au restaurant et il a prétendu avoir oublié notre rendez-vous alors que c'était son idée. C'était la soirée de trop. J'ai été naïve 2 fois, je le reconnais. Je serais plus vigilante maintenant.